Nothing is ever open

So yes, I Hate London. On the face of it you would think London is not that bad, it has a couple million people from all over the world milling around in a city that has a couple of nice big parks and a river running through it. But no. London is a shit hole. It’s a miserable city where the people have their miserable lives and go to work in the miserable tube or in the extortionist taxis. It is a place where you can’t do anything ever because everything fucking closes at 7 or 8 or if you’re really lucky 10pm. What the fuck is the point of going out when you get fucked by the prices everywhere and then end up not being able to get back home because the fucking tube is closed because it’s a terribly late 12:30am. Then when you actually do get home in a cab that has railed you for every last pound in your pocket you can’t find a place to get some effing food because apparently people here don’t understand that if they stayed open they could make some more money that would help them have that much less of a shitty life in their shitty house with one bedroom on a major highway or backed up onto the railway tracks.

The 7.5 million people in this hell hole really need to figure out that extra hours mean extra cash and extra cash means less credit card debt.

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  1. Oh please do more postings! You are reading my mind. Some possible ones for you to ponder: the filthyness of everything, the body odor problem, the fear of fresh air, the small fey personalities, the fact that the middle class live like the poor in America, the moderately wealthy live like the US middle class, etc., the small useless Playskool appliances, wall to wall carpet in 2008, magnolia or cream (the official colors), the unhealthy stuck in the 70’s mostly fried and buttered foods………

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